12/6/2010, 8:35 AM
[NOTE: As this is the inaugural installment of this blog—a blog so new that it's waiting for random doctors to invert it and spank its behind—and the decorum of introduction tends to be a bunch of hooey, I will do what some of my favorite people do: begin speaking as if the exchange that I am initiating, is ongoing. The listener then is torn between present attention (if applicable) and establishing any sort of manageable context ("how did we get here?"). And, as if this process were somehow inadequately befuddling, it should be noted how seldom an interaction ends with a completed sentence. You know what I mean—the
[NOTE: As this is the inaugural installment of this blog—a blog so new that it's waiting for random doctors to invert it and spank its behind—and the decorum of introduction tends to be a bunch of hooey, I will do what some of my favorite people do: begin speaking as if the exchange that I am initiating, is ongoing. The listener then is torn between present attention (if applicable) and establishing any sort of manageable context ("how did we get here?"). And, as if this process were somehow inadequately befuddling, it should be noted how seldom an interaction ends with a completed sentence. You know what I mean—the
